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Ion Saliu's Book of Records
History, Discoveries, Achievements, Truth, Challenges

By Laius Usail, Human At-Large

Ion Saliu's mantra: I am the best who ever was, baby. Bar none, baby, bar none!

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to write his first 1000 Web pages

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to write his first 500 computer programs

. A great accomplishment as such inspired Ion Saliu in writing a great computing song:

• Ion Saliu made a mathematical discovery that should have been made 300 years ago

. Still, Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to discover the discovery. Paradoxical? Well, we are talking about Ion Saliu's Paradox of N Trials.

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to find the correct philosophical, logical, and mathematical solutions to the paradoxes of Sophist Zeno of Elea

. Most notably, Ion Saliu offers compelling proofs that the so-called Paradox of Achilles and the tortoise is nothing but an absurdity. Let us mark down this score as an historic moment:

Achilles & Ion Saliu versus Zeno & Tortoise: 1 – 0, in overtime.

The game lasted at least two millennia, three centuries, one hundred twenty-one years, thirteen months, six weeks, nine days, 44 hours, 155 minutes, and 84 seconds.

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to be banned by casinos because of his winning theory and play

: one night, one day, four hours, twenty-one minutes, and twenty-one seconds.

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to make up all the permutations, combinations

of the sounds, letters, and syllables of his name. You can too, by using Ion Saliu's genius software… guaranteed!

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to prove that the immortal work of Shakespeare

or any great writing cannot be duplicated for the life of the solar system.

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to jump from the beast phase to the computing phase

, then back, and so forth... (everything in the infinity repeats with a degree of certainty of 37%)…

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in the Universe to prove mathematically the inexistence of Deity, Divinity, God, or gods, or goddesses

. Such concepts are absolute absurdities from the standpoint of mathematics, because absolute certainty is absolute absurdity.

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to apply the normal probability rule (bell curve) to numerical sociology

. Each human faces, in a lifetime, a split-nation of vicious haters and embarrassing adulators.

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to discover the Fundamental Formula of the Universe (FFG)

Ion Saliu calculated the Fundamental Formula of the Universe and wrote the best software.

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human on Earth to discover the fundamental concepts of Degree of Certainty and Randomness as the attribute of the Universe

. See a major example of the influence of his theories on Randomness, Degree of Certainty, Order, God, :

• Ion Saliu is the fastest human in history to prove that resentment-envy-jealousy-hatred is one side of the equation that caused huge destruction in human history BUT also triggered creative advancement

. How life-saving-important is on what side of the coin Fate tosses one! And Time is of the essence (Time as in Era)! What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger”, maddog Nietzsche said. Blitser, Blitser, Crocodile ...

You see that fast man in town or hiking in the wilderness? That's Ion Saliu. He is also known by the unique, one-word, royalty name of Parpaluck. Here is Parpaluck's photo… Be mindful that Ion Saliu is not happy-go-lucky — he is a very serious Homo sapiens; or, more precisely, Homo Computing_Beast.

But don't you ever dare double-cross righteously fierce Ion Saliu! Regardless of your religion, no gods could defend you… Parpaluck knocked out all them gods!

Ion Saliu's image created in the year of grace 2010 in front of his Webcam for a YouTube video.

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Laius Usail
Doctor en Ciencia Oculta de la Vision,
Doctor in Occult Science of Vision
www.Truth.com

Ion Saliu is software programmer, Web publisher, book author with significant discoveries.

This is how Ion Saliu goes down in history.


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